You feel bad for the paddle?Sad Paddle is an ironic retro ping-pong-inspired evolutionary single player legacy arcade gaming experience. Be the paddle, hit the ball, earn points! Compete against yourself in the ultimate high score challenge!!!Free Version Features:-Addictive Fast-Paced 2D Arcade Gameplay!-Simulated Real World Paddle and Ball Physics!-4 Difficulty Levels with Speed and Score Modifiers!-Crisp Rain, Thunder, and Lightning Effects!-Sharp Retro Black and White High Contrast Accessible Graphics Style!-Personal High Score Tracking!-Option to Disable and Enable Rain Special Effects for Performance Enhancement!Buy the Deluxe version and you will receive these additional features:-No Ads!!!-Infinity Mode. Play FOREVER Highest scores!-An Extra Difficulty Level: IRONIC. Score Bonus!-Classy Piano Music...-Flat Paddle for MORE RETRO. Score Bonus!-Meme-based score modifiers! Similar to achievements, but more relevant!-Mood Paddle - Change Colours: Green Blue Red Yellow Magenta and Cyan!-Super Secret Purple Party Mode!!!WARNING: DO NOT PLAY SAD PADDLE IN PURPLE PARTY MODE IF YOU HAVE PHOTOSENSITIVE EPILEPSY!!! PURPLE PARTY MODE CONTAINS RAPIDLY FLASHING LIGHTS AND IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS/ANNOYING!Sad Paddle :( - Make It Happy :)***Read what ReAl GaMeRs are saying about Sad Paddle:-"I F#*&@$? hate this game." - Avery Parson-"What is this some kind of joke?" -Roger Wilco-"Give me back my internet money!" -Steven Abootman***Created in Unity 4.