Lawyer Jokes下载

750+ Lawyer jokes, if you are or know a lawyer then shame on you! only joking, but probably best not to download these joke if you offend easily.
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy. "
"Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
To practice."
"A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived and he sat down in his seat, a woman in front of the lawyer noticed the empty seat next to him and asked why such a valuable commodity was unused. The lawyer replied that his wife couldn't make it. The woman asked him if he didn't have relatives or friends who could have used the seat. He replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral.""
"A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.
As he passed raging fire pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
'That's unfair!' he cried. 'I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.'
'Shut up,' barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.
'Who are you to question that woman's punishment?\'"
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline."
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*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.
750 +律师的笑话，如果你知道一个律师，那么你的耻辱！只是开个玩笑，但最好不要下载这些笑话，如果你很容易得罪。
*觉得你有趣，然后提交自己的笑话，包含在应用程序和获得信贷。
*警告，这些笑话中含有脏话和成人性质的话题，因此仅用于大人。请不要下载，如果你容易得罪你只会得到心烦*
*新笑话，每周增加
*包含在应用程序提交你自己的笑话。
*移动到SD卡（机器人2.2 +。）
*这个程序会记得你，即使你关掉你的手机或更新应用程序
*分享与短信/电子邮件
*复制到剪贴板（通过菜单按钮），张贴到社交网站。
*随机玩笑按钮
*按住左箭头回去开始
*按住右箭头去年底
*链接到开发商在市场上的其他应用程序
*更改的文字大小
*更改文字的颜色
*更改的文字样式
*更改背景
*评估应用程序
里面有什么（笑话不删在应用程序）的例子：
“为什么不会鲨鱼攻击的律师吗？
专业的礼貌。 “
“为什么上帝让蛇之前律师？
练习。“
“一个律师试图百老汇演出的门票，终于尘埃落定的一对夫妇的座位提前一年。当激动人心的晚上就赶到他坐到自己的座位上，一名女子在前面的律师注意到了旁边的空座位他问，为什么这样一个有价值的商品是未使用的。律师回答说，他的妻子不能使它女人问他，如果他没有亲戚或朋友也可以使用座位，他回答说：“哦，他们“都在葬礼上。”
“一个人死亡，被带到他的魔鬼永恒的折磨。
当他经过熊熊烈火坑和尖叫的罪人，他看见一个人，他认识到作为一名律师，依偎到一个美丽的女人。
“这是不公平的！”他哭了。 “我得为所有永恒烤，，那个律师得到，花它与一个美丽的女人。”
“闭嘴，”咆哮魔鬼，该名男子与他的干草叉猛刺。
“你是谁来质疑那个女人的惩罚？\'”
“一名律师和一名蹦床之间的区别是什么？
您脱鞋之前在蹦床上跳跃。“
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*****免责声明：*****
Appsolutely很棒，概不负责，这个应用程序的内容。笑话没有通过任何书面Appsolutely精采，他们无论是采购的形式在互联网上或在这个应用程序的用户发送。我们接受没有责备造成任何罪行，已经采取谨慎措施删除攻击性的笑话，但是你得罪任何笑话，请报告给我们，通过应用程序，我们会考虑搬迁笑话。

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3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.
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