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Best Random Jokes

Best Random Jokes

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Random Jokes, A large collection of funny jokes on many different topics.
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision.
F**k, how fast must they have been walking?"
"Do you ever wonder where people got their surnames from?
Perhaps Mr Baker was a baker, Mr Butcher was a butcher and Mr Butler was a butler etc.
How very apt then that my name is Mr Dickinson!"
"Ponderisms:
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
..."
"Some of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV and Radio.
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is a really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford Crew."
5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"
6. ..."
"I nearly s**t my pants on the tube this morning.
It was okay though, I managed to pull them down just in the nick of time."
N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.
*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.
随机笑话,收集了大量有趣的笑话在许多不同的主题。
*你觉得你很有趣,然后提交您自己的笑话,包含在应用程序和太的功劳。
*警告,这些笑话中含有脏话和成人性质的主题,因此,仅用于成年人。请不要下载,如果你容易得罪你会心烦意乱*
*每周都会增加新的笑话
*包含在应用程序中提交您自己的笑话。
*移动到SD卡(安卓2.2 +。)
这个应用程序会记得你,即使你关掉你的手机或更新的应用程序
*购手机短信/电子邮件
*开玩笑按钮随机
*按住左箭头回到开始
*按住右箭头,去年底
*链接到开发者的其他应用程序在市场上
*更改的文字大小
*更改文本的颜色
*更改样式的文本
*更改背景
*的应用程序
里面有什么(笑话没有在应用程序中的审查)的例子:
“BBC新闻:两个行人在碰撞中死去。
F ** K,必须以多快的速度,他们已经走吗?“
“你有没有想过,人们得到了他们的姓氏吗?
也许贝克先生是一名面包师,布切尔先生是个屠夫,Butler先生是一个管家等。
如何很容易的,我的名字是迪金森!“
“Ponderisms:
你可以在水中哭泣?
之前,他们被认为是暗杀,而不是刚杀了一个人有多重要?
为什么你要“把你的两分钱”但是,只有一个“一分钱”您的想法吗?哪里是额外的钱去?
一旦你在天堂里,你会被卡住穿的衣服,你被埋在永恒的吗?
为什么一个圆薄饼在一个方盒子?
腌火腿其实有什么病?
...“
“一些最优秀的双关语,英国电视和电台上播出。
1。格伦,举重八评论员 - “这是Gregoriava来自保加利亚,我看到了她的抢夺今天早上,它是太神奇了!”
2。新西兰橄榄球评论员 - “安德鲁Mehrtens喜欢达里尔·吉布森在他的。”
3。特德·沃尔什 - 赛马评论员 - “这是一个非常可爱的马。我曾经骑着她的母亲。”
4。哈里·卡彭特在牛津 - 剑桥划船比赛1977年 - “啊,是不是很好的剑桥总统的妻子接吻的考克斯的牛津船员。”
5。美国PGA评论员 - “阿尼(阿诺 - 帕尔默)打得这么好,原因之一是,每一个开球前,他的妻子将他的球和亲吻他们。噢,我的上帝!!!有什么我刚才说的吗? !!“
6。 ...“
“我几乎**我的裤子上管今天上午。
还行,但我拉他们只是在千钧一发之际。“
注意: ,保持应用程序的免费广告网络所要求的权限。
*****免责声明*****
Appsolutely很棒,概不负责,这个应用程序的内容。的笑话由的人在Appsolutely非常好,无论是采购的形式在互联网或发送这个应用程序的用户。造成的任何罪行,我们不接受任何责备,已经采取谨慎措施以消除冒犯性的笑话,但是,你对此感到任何的笑话,请向我们报告通过的应用程序,我们会考虑删除的笑话。

Best Random Jokes 更新内容

3.3.4 New jokes added
3.3.3 New jokes added
3.3.2 New jokes added
3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.
3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.
3.2.9 New Jokes Added
3.2.8 New Jokes Added
3.2.7 New Jokes Added
3.2.6 Small bug fix
3.2.5 Small bug fix
3.2.4 New Jokes Added
3.2.3 Loads up faster, improved layout for larger screens, other small updates.
3.2.2 New Jokes Added
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