Best Harry Potter Yo Momma Jokes collection. Funny jokes for your pleasure. Best Harry Potter Yo Momma Jokes collection. Who doesn’t like a good yo mama joke? Funny, humorous jokes for your pleasure. There are many funny problems in the Wizarding world - Death Eaters vs. the Order of the Phoenix. Gryffindor vs. Slytherin. Chocolate Frogs vs. Bernie Bott's Every Flavor Jellybean. And while these arguments are always contentious, there is always one thing universally agreed upon - your mom sucks(joke). Here are some of the best Harry Potter Yo Mama jokes collected for your fun. Dirty jokes preview : Yo mama so fat Ollivander gave her a pizza-core wand. Yo mama so ugly her soul was taken by the Dementor's Friendly Handshake. Your momma so fat she ate the Marauder's Map thinking she spilled Skittles on some parchment. Yo mama so fat, her patrous is a cake! Funny quotes and sayings, best funny funny jokes, short jokes, quotes that are funny.