if you have taste, this will be the only sound board on your smartphone. we, the resident artists of the vxlabs, have imbued this sound board with unfathomable amounts of art and taste. we have focused on producing 4 exceptional bodily function sounds, artfully integrating them with a minimal grey on black interface, and eschewing the use of capital letters altogether. you and your similarly tasteful friends will be discretely amused by the toilet buddy. if you rate this app with 5 stars in the market, we will add your name to the official list of people with *exquisite* taste, and we will do so before the next release of the app. this list is displayed on the main screen. please let me know (do so in your review, or email me at the address on http://vxlabs.com/android-apps/ ) under which name you would like to appear. keywords: toiletainment, art, fart, arty farty.