You there! Yes, you! The one thinking about downloading this app. Pay attention. You need go no further to find gaming nirvana. Winner is the greatest game next to Dodgeball. You want to win? Then Winner! is the game for you. This game is all about winning. You will win so much you'll be sick of it. In fact, I'm sick of talking about it because the winning is too much for me to handle. You see that guy standing on the street corner? Well that's not you. You are up on the 51st floor enjoying your corner office, you winner. Winner! is a game that is easy to learn, but difficult to master. Because not every can be a winner. But if you download this game, you will take the first step to becoming one of the elite, the winners of society. WARNING: Winner! is not intended for losers. If you are a loser, please download the game to become a winner. NOTE: Winner! does not actually make you a winner. Any and all phrases and speculations as to whether Winner! can make you a winner are false, unless they are true. NOTE 2: Don't pay attention to NOTE, he is a liar. Works with Android 2.1 or later.